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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (16319)9/28/2000 6:30:46 PM
From: Ian@SI  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Mrs. Cohen came home from her Sisterhood meeting at the synagogue. She was very excited, and explained
to her husband that the guest of the meeting had been a famous hypnotist. Mr. Cohen then mentioned that the
attendance was down at Saturday service. Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd.

He talked it over with the rabbi who thought it was a terrific idea.

After a lot of publicizing, the synagogue was filled to capacity for the sabbath service.

The hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. As the crowd observed, mesmerized, he began, "Vatch the vatch,
vatch the vatch, vatch the vatch". The congregants observed carefully, their eyes following the sway of the
watch.

"Vatch the vatch", the hypnotist continued.

Then accidentally, the watch fell ot of his hand. "Shit!", he cried.

Took them three weeks to clean up the synagogue.
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