A man in a bar sees a friend at a table,
drinking by himself. Approaching the friend,
he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June," he said,
"and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued,
"My father died, leaving me $50,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months.
No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend,
"Nothing! Not a single dime!" |
