Ya ever wonder???
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
> If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes?
>
> If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you
> get a Philip's screwdriver?
>
> If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>
> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>
> When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts' and you put your
> two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
>
> Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker?
>
> Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
> begin with.
>
> When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>
Why is a person who plays the piano call a pianist, but a person who
> drives a race car not called a racist?
>
> Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?
>
> If horrific mean to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make
> terrible?
>
> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
>
> 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
>
> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
> deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
> depressed?
>
> Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
>
> Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
> the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet
> paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?
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