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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: David Lawrence who wrote (1899)5/22/1997 1:26:00 PM
From: Pat Buglak   of 62558
 
One day a man and his wife went
> golfing, as they
> frequently did together. They arrived at
> the
> 12th hole where the husband promptly
> hit a
> tremendous slice that ended up behind
> an old
> barn.
>
> "I guess I will just have to play safe and
> chip
> onto the fairway," said the man.
>
> "No wait", replied the wife, who went up
> to the
> barn and opened the large doors. "You
> can hit
> the ball through the barn."
>
> The man decided to give it a try. But he
> sliced
> the ball, which ricocheted off the barn
> and
> struck his wife in the head, killing her
> instantly.
>
> The man was distraught and wallowed
> in his
> misery for many weeks, depriving
> himself of golf
> the whole time. Eventually he realized
> that he
> must face his demons and headed out
> to the very
> same golf course to play.
>
> Once again he found himself at the 12th
> hole and
> once again he hit a slice right behind
> the very
> same barn.
>
> As he was preparing to hit out safely to
> the
> fairway one of the other players in his
> foursome
> remarked, "Why not try and hit it thought
> the
> barn?"
>
> "Oh no," replied the man. "I tried that
> last
> time."
>
> "What happened?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "I shot an 8!"
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