SandInToes,
I see your God Vs Satan and raise you a Jewish Genie. ;^)
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> > > An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source
> > > of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
> > > through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a
> > > sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
> > >
> > > He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that he
> > > has a Manischevitz wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or
> > > two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie.....
> > >
> > > But this is no ordinary genie. This genie appears to be a Chasidic
> > > Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, etc.
> > >
> > > "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
> > >
> > > "I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
> > > Jewish genie!"
> > >
> > > "What do you have to lose? It looks like you're a goner anyway!"
> > >
> > > The Arab thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
> > > right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
> > > drink."
> > >
> > > ***POOF***
> > >
> > > The Arab finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And
> > > he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
> > >
> > > "OK, kid, what's your second wish."
> > >
> > > "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
> > >
> > > ***POOF***
> > >
> > > The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
> > > gold coins and precious gems.
> > >
> > > "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
> > >
> > > After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says: "I wish that no
> > > matter where I go beautiful woman will always want me."
> > >
> > > ***POOF***
> > >
> > > He is turned into a tampon.
> > >
> > > The moral of the story: If you do business with a Jewish genie, there's
> > > going to be a string attached. |
