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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Jerry Miller who wrote (16444)10/16/2000 3:24:38 PM
From: SofaSpud   of 62558
 
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at
the pearly gates for admission to heaven.  St. Peter
asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric
spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities."
St. Peter said, "You may enter."

The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist.  I helped
people rehabilitate themselves."
St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO
manager.  I  helped people get cost-effective health care."
St. Peter said, "You can come in also."

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added,
"You may stay for three days.  After that you can go to hell!"
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