Here are a couple of fantastic stories from the U.K.
1. COCKROACHES IN HEAD & 2. SPIDERS UP IN THE ASS/ARSE
In 1997, Brian Crenshaw, a chemical engineer from West London, returned to the UK after spending the previous six months overseeing work at a petrochemicals plant in Nigeria. During his first week back, his wife complained that he seemed to have difficulty listening properly. Brian suggested that his ears had not fully recovered from the air pressure changes experienced during his flight. Over the next two weeks, Brian's condition worsened as he started to feel tickling sensations deep in his ears.
Thinking the trouble was caused by loosened ear wax, he attempted to clean his ears with a ballpoint pen. When he pressed it into his right ear, he heard a cracking
sound and saw the pen covered in a yellow goo.
He went to his local GP claiming had punctured his ear drum. The GP reached into Brian's right ear with a pair of tweezers and pulled out what appeared to be an insect antenna. During the examination Brian was horrified to learn that he had a total of 5 African cockroaches living in his head. Four cockroaches were alive and one cockroach was dead, presumably crushed by Brian's pen attack. An investigation revealed that when Brian was in Nigeria, a female African cockroach must have laid numerous eggs in the toiletries bag where he kept his cotton buds. When he was cleaning his ears, he was also transferring the cockroach eggs to his inner ear where they started to hatch.
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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SHUFF UP YOUR ARSE
On September 4 1999 at 9.30 am Ron Guptey of N.S.W Australia went into hospital complaining of severe
pain in the rectum area. The doctor on call examined
him, he found severe swelling around the anus but
was left puzzled because he had not seen such a thing before. Two more doctors examined on they too
were left confused about what was happening.
Through the day Ron's was deteriorating he had
developed a fever and was suffering a lot of pain
around his abdomen. The doctors gave pain killers
but the symptoms worsened until 2.57 pm when he
lapsed into a coma and 2 hours later was pronounced
dead. An investigation was led to discover the
reason of death. The body was placed in for a post
mortem, traces of wood bark were found inside the
rectal passage, but as the examination went further
the doctor discovered about 3 or 4 black widow
spiders in Ron's intestine.
The police had found a tree with a cut of branch
along the side in Ron's back yard, there were traces
of KY jelly and traces of rectal juices along the
branch. There was also Black widow egg shells found
inside the bark. Ron was apparently satisfying
himself with this tree stump, but failed to notice
the black widow nest on the tree. During his sexual
act the had impregnated himself with the black widow
eggs. The eggs had embedded in his rectal passage
walls and were kept at the required temperature for
the eggs to develop and finally hatch. Once the
baby spiders were hatched they had bitten him and
had poisoned him from the inside.
Guess he was barking up the wrong tree..... |
