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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Richnorth who wrote (16460)10/17/2000 7:15:05 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
You knew she was a blonde when she:

Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said
"2 to 4 years."

Was trapped on an escalator for two hours when the power went out.

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

Answered "C" when asked what the capital of California was.

Burnt her nose bobbing for French-fries.

Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and
she weighed 125.

Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into those little
packets.

Said she hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label says "good up
to 20 pounds."

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the
other swimmers were using their arms.

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What goes vroom-screech-vroom- screech, etc? A blonde at a flashing red light.

Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one
says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top's down.
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