>Procrastinators Creed...
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>1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done
already.
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>2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses.
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>3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
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>4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the
>amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
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>5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
>technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
>obligations.
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>6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of
>the amount of time given.
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>7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though
>infinitesimally small, is never exactly zero.
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>8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
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>9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to
>change my mind.
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>10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
>and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
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>11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater
>the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be
>done prior to beginning the greater task.
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>12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is
wait/plan/plan.
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>13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
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>14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles
>(the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
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