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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (16553)10/24/2000 4:18:58 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
You Know You're In Trouble When...
(Part 2)

** Your wife starts charging you rent.

** A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

** Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of
the vacation budget.

** People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

** The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never
comes out.

** The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

** There are two elephants, two giraffes, and two zebras in
your yard and your next door neighbor is building an arc.

** They pay your wages out of petty cash.

** You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

** You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever
owed, and have less than you've ever had.

** You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

** Your suggestion box starts ticking.
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