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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: MrsNose who wrote (16603)10/29/2000 6:58:12 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 62592
 
>Why Pumpkins Are
> Better Than Men
>
>
> 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
>
>2. No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready
> to greet you with a smile.
>
>3. One usually makes a better pie.
>
>4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
>
>5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve
> up another face.
>
> 6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just
> throw him out.
>
>7. From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty,
> mush filled head.
>
>8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you
> want him to be.
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