RIBBIT 2.4 - Rocky's Iomega Bearably Bearish Investment Table
Today IOM was up 1/4 to 17 1/4. Perversely, this brought Rocky to a state as close to giddy as he's been in since last week when he went over to the Syquest thread to torment those poor souls. So starting today "up on low volume - the dead cat bounce" is replaced with a strange vignette, a "non-bon mot" from Rocky's latest poetic licentiousness, and possibly his personal past, as told in the post :
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RIBBIT 2.4 - Rocky's Iomega Bearably Bearish Investment Table
IOM Price Change ........Volume ........ Rocky's Interpretation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ down........... low ..............This means IOM is drifting again. Just like a fat, balding ...........................................man sitting in an inner tube, floating in the pool in the hot ...........................................sun under the rusting sign of some cheap, sleazy roach ...........................................hotel on the outskirts of Reno. down............medium ....... This means IOM is being used as a helpless pawn down........... high ............ This means IOM is a dead cat
unchanged.....low.............. This means IOM is a dumped dog unchanged.....medium........This means IOM is a narcotic drug unchanged.....high.............. (unknown)
up................ low .............. This means IOM is a little boy, who sits alone sulking in .......................................... his bedroom on Palo Alto Drive. His black eye swells and .......................................... throbs, administered by the older, bigger boys up................ medium ....... This means IOM is having a sucker's rally up................ high............. This means IOM's PE is way out of line, ........................................ it is about to die, and this time I really mean it.
The humiliating story of Rocky's long-IOM days can be found at:
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The 22 megashare question: where will Rocky cover his shorts? Number of days unanswered: 28 Price change since then : +7/8 |