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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject11/24/2000 2:29:32 AM
From: Arctic Trader  Read Replies (1) of 62585
 
Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his
father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and
that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very excited
and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought
about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the
bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this
and was very excited.

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the
bishops room and then say to him "It's the boy, my Lord, it's time to
get up."

Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them
over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all
his lines. He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and
nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said,
"It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!"
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