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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (17036)	11/29/2000 1:28:46 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) of 62578

BACKLASH! FOR ALL YOU MEN THAT LIKE TO SEND BLONDE JOKES, PAYBACKS ARE HELL! How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions. How does a man show he is planning for the future? He buys 2 cases of beer. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know, It has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They already have boyfriends. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. When do women care for a man's company? When he owns it. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect. How are men and parking spaces alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped.

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