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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Ian@SI who wrote (17127)12/3/2000 1:38:58 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Subject: An Act Of God

There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. So the Rabbi went to the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and
discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi's family expanded, so
would his paycheck. After 5 or 6 children, this started to get expensive so
the congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Rabbi's pay
situation. As you can imagine, there was much yelling and bickering.
Finally, the Rabbi got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is an act
of God!" He said. In the back of the room, a little old man with a full
beard stood up and in his frail voice said, "Point of information - snow and
rain are also acts of God but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
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