A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees Claudia
Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, as he
doesn't remember a thing, let alone going to bed with her.
He decides to get up and get himself a drink from the fridge. He gets
to the fridge and opens the door and is faced with a large suitcase.
He takes the suitcase out of the fridge, puts it on the table and
opens it to find $1 Million.
This is just a little too much for the guy who thinks he is losing his
mind. He wonders if he is hallucinating, so he goes to the window and
draws back the blind. Outside on his front lawn is the Klu Klux Klan
and dangling from the tree is an open noose, empty. They appear to be
beckoning him and shouting.
Now the guy is really freaked out, he quickly draws the blind and
turns around.
In the corner of his kitchen is a leprechaun, obviously drunk as well.
He asks the leprechaun what is going on.
"Well," says the leprechaun, "I was drunk last night as well, and as I
was crossing the road, I was nearly run down. You ran across the road
and pushed me to safety, so I granted you three wishes in return for
saving me."
"Well, I can guess the first one" says the guy, "Supermodel, bed, yeah
I got that one. What about the other two?"
"The money in the fridge?" says the leprechaun, "You asked for a cool
million."
"And them out there?" asks the guy,
"You said you wanted to be hung like a black man." |
