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To: Jim Spitz who wrote (17170)	12/6/2000 12:51:43 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) of 62551

Subject: Demographics The demographics on the south Florida voter: [refers to Miami area] They can play 10 bingo cards at a time and not miss a number. They can juggle 53 numbers and pick 6 for the Florida Lotto, as well as select their Pick 3, Fantasy Five, and Mega Ball numbers. They can read 5 papers, 4 scratch sheets, and handicap 3 horses in the Tri-fecta at the horse race. They can spot a shanked golf ball in an acre of elephant grass 300 yards away. They can eyeball a non-resident in a 1,000-unit subdivision at 200 yds. They can report a scarred manatee at 10 fathoms to the Greenpeace hotline. They can take 37 different colored pills every morning and never mess it up. BUT ... they can't read a 4-line ballot, published in the newspaper AND mailed to them a week in advance, and pick one candidate. You figure it out !!! Suddenly Florida makes Alabama and Mississippi look like geniuses.... "COME TO FLORIDA - The NEW Alabama......"

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