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To: Tomato who wrote (17254)	12/12/2000 12:06:11 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) of 62549

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." * Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women) "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' " * Sandra Bullock "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." * Henry Kissenger (former US Secretary of State) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" * Arnold Schwarzenegger "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." * Courtney Cox (Monica on "Friends") "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." * Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson

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