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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jim Spitz who wrote (17318)12/14/2000 11:53:32 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
Yassar Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about
his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the
date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm
of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a
Jewish holiday.

"Which one?" Arafat asks nervously.

"It does not matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever
you die, it will be a Jewish holiday.
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