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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Didi who wrote (17345)12/18/2000 11:59:43 PM
From: Didi  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
>>>What's the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic?

A psychotic doesn't believe that 2 + 2 = 4.

A neurotic knows it's true, but it bothers him.

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Did you know that scientists have recently stopped using laboratory rats for subjects and are now using attorneys?

It's true, for two reasons:

.......there are more of them, and

.......you don't get so attached to them.

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Then there is the story about a patient who transfers from a prestigious nearby institution after a full admission

workup. The resident is asking Abie about his transfer.

R: Was it the doctors?

A: The doctor's there - I can't complain.

R: Was it the food?

A: The food there - neah, I can't complain.

R: How about the nurses? the staff?

A: The people there, all of them - I can't complain.

This went on for several other topics, with Abie always answering "I can't complain."

Finally:

R: So, just why exactly did you transfer to this hospital?

A: Because here, HERE - I CAN COMPLAIN

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"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute - and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." 
         - Albert Einstein <<<
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