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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (17429)12/19/2000 11:11:30 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Conduct During the Holiday Season
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Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged.

Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is forbidden (It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)

Chores and charitable requests are not to be filed under "Bah, Humbug."

Rental cars are not to be used to go "over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house."

Endlessly singing "Frosty, the Snowman" under your breath at the mall will result in "no presents" this year.

All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25, 2001.

Laced Eggnog will not be secreted in Pepsi cans.
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