happy new year to all !
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal.
Every time it jumped the fence,
You could see its little arsehole.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon.
Mary had a little watch,
She kept it in her garter.
And when the boys asked her the time,
She knew what they were after.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her yard.
Every time she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard.
Mary had a little sheep,
It went to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb!
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded.
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
When Old McDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died.
Mary had a li'l lamb
Its wool was soft and pink
A big bad wolf came by one day
Now Mary has a mink!
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.
Now Mary found the price too high,
Which really didn't please her.
Tonight she's having the leg of lamb,
The rest is in the freezer.
Mary had a little lamb,
A little roast, a little jam;
An ice-cream soda topped with fizz,
Boy, how sick our Mary is. |
