Husband # 5
Sally was in bed with a man who was not her husband. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
"Oh no! Your husband is home! What am I going to do?" asked the man.
Sally replied, "Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna notice you here with me."
The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Sally, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, her husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled, "What the heck is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!!"
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
The husband then got out of bed, and re-counted, "One, two, three, four...by gosh, you're right, dear!" as he stumbled back into bed. |
