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To: sandintoes who wrote (17648)	1/9/2001 10:49:46 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) of 62576

Subject: Joke: The Card Game Six Jewish men were playing poker in the Condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks "Now, who is going to tell his wife?" They draw straws. Goldberg, who is always a loser picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Goldberg schleps over to the Meyer's apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants. Goldberg declares "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." She hollers, "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!" Goldberg says, "I'll tell him."

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