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To: James Strauss who wrote (7561)1/18/2001 1:49:29 PM
From: James Strauss  Read Replies (1) of 13094
 
OT... To Have A Little Fun On A Good Market Day...
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FISHFUL THINKING

Joe decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking
around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of
the ice and begins to saw a hole. Suddenly, a loud, booming voice
startles him.

"You will find no fish under that ice!"

Joe looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more,
the voice speaks.

"As I said before, there are no fish under the ice!"

Joe looks around, high and low, but can't see a single soul. He picks up
the saw and tries one more time to finish. Before he can even start
cutting, the huge voice interrupts.

"I have warned you three times now! There are no fish!"

Joe is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, "How do
you know there are no fish? Are you God?"

"No," the voice replies. "I am the manager of this hockey rink."

Jim
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