A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree,
and it's an absolute steal at only $20."
Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity"
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his
new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "F==k me,
a new brothel and a new madam"
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman
indignantly.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot
when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained
the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their
new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"Well f==k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but
the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?" |
