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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: bosquedog who wrote (17916)1/29/2001 9:39:09 PM
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THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was
$20,000.

9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three
years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The
Net"

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President."

1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card
now, jerk."
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