He said, "KILL ME FIRST."
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same
day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son,
do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes
sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the
Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the
warden.
He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the
condemned man, "kill me first." |
