| Through the miracle of cyberspace, the BS Bar & Grill always has exactly what you want, and the waitresses are always pretty and friendly, and the beer mugs are always frozen, and the bartender always pours so there's a creamy head but the glass is full. Two kinds of peanuts, with the shell on and without, bar nuts, cashews, pork rinds, pink pickled eggs, popcorn, nachos, burritos, you name it, we got it. Somehow the smoke from the smokers never bothers the non-smokers. And your favorite songs are always playing on the jukebox. |
