Most, if not all are repeats, but maybe one or two aren't?:
> << A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> > >
> > > Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
> the
> > > wheel was knitting!
> > >
> > > Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
> the
> > > trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled
> > > "PULLOVER!"
> > >
> > > "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
> > >
> > > * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
> > >
> > > The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his
> > > company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he
> > > asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or
> dead,
> > who
> > > would it be?"
> > >
> > > The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
> > >
> > > * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ *
> > >
> > > A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely
> if
> > he
> > > could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would
> get
> > > your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
> > today
> > > you expect me to show it to you!"
> > >
> > > * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
> > >
> > > A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her
> turn,
> > she
> > > rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature."
> > >
> > > Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
> name,
> > can
> > > you hear it?"
> > >
> > > She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
> > >
> > >
> > > * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
> > >
> > > The blonde reported for her university final examination which
> consists
> > of
> > > "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,
> > > stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of
> > > inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
> the
> > > coin and marking
> > > the answer sheet - 'Yes' for heads and 'No' for Tails.
> > >
> > > Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
> > > sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately
> > > throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
> > >
> > > The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
> > >
> > > "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."
> > >
> > > * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
> > >
> > > Q. There are three girls, all in third grade: one a brunette, one
> a
> > > redhead, and one a blonde. Which one of them has the best body?
> > >
> > > A. The blonde, because she's 19 years old.
> > >
> > > **************************
> > >
> > > Q. What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
> > >
> > > A. "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
> > >
> > > ********** And yet another *********
> > >
> > > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
> > ransacked
> > > and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
> > crime.
> > >
> > > The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the police channels, and
> a
> > K-9
> > > unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
> > > approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
> the
> > > porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down
> on
> > the
> > >
> > > steps.
> > >
> > > Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all
> my
> > > possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
> > They
> > > send me a BLIND cop!" |
