A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
fortune.
"Well", said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
trained to give blowjobs! "Blowjobs!", the woman replied. It hasn't been
proven but we've sold 30 of them this month, he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift and what if it's
true...no more blbwjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained
froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it
off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this
less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and
pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?," she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta
here."
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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling her its not so, the husband comes up with a
suggestion .
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try
anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front
of the mirror, rubbing the toilet paper between her breasts.
How long will this take?, she asks.
They'll grow larger over a period of years, he replies. The wife stops.
Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts grow over the years?
"Worked for your ass, didn't it?" |
