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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject3/12/2001 8:43:12 PM
From: Gary D  Read Replies (1) of 62547
 
If a man says something and there is no woman there to hear him is he still wrong ?

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An Italian and a "Pole" were discussing how far each could stretch a dime. They met several days later and exchanged results. The Italian bought a cigar and smoked 1/3 the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked 1/3 the second day and saved the ashes. When the cigar was finished he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer. He told the Pole to beat that for stretching a dime. The Pole bought a polish sausage for a dime. The first day,he ate 1/2. the second day,he ate the second half. The third day,he used the skin for a rubber. The fourth day,he took a shit in the skin and sewed it up. Then he took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit and got his dime back. The butcher put it back in the showcase and sold it to the Italian for pepperoni.
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