> PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE ACCORDING TO GEORGE COSTANZA:
>
> "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
> tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A
> death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
> You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old
age
> home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go collect all your super,
> then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
> work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
> drink
> alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary
> school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
> become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9
> months
> floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
> then you finish off as an 0rgasm!" |
