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To: Kid Rock who wrote (18891)	4/24/2001 9:16:56 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Vegetables are not funny... CARROT: Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge transfer truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance rushed the little fellow off to the hospital where he immediately went into surgery. Finally the doctor emerged and approached the carrot who had been anxiously awaiting news. "Tell me Doc, how is he?" The doctor replied, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he's going to live. The bad news is we're pretty sure he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life. LETTUCE What is a Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone, with no dressing. GREENS A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, a cucumber out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose. He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong. The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."

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