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To: BKS who started this subject	4/30/2001 10:26:03 AM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) of 62550

SILLY MAN A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back..."Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!" SECOND OPINION A doctor and his wife are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and walks out yelling, "and you are not any good in bed either" as he storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends. He calls his wife and after at least a dozen rings she answers the phone. Again irritated the doctor says "what took you so long to answer the phone"? She says, "I was in bed". "In bed this late in the day, doing what"? "I was getting a second opinion" she replied.

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