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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (18943)4/30/2001 12:54:55 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
LIFE'S LIKE THAT:
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.

"I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner."

I see your IQ test results were negative.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first one

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*thead's

How long a minute lasts depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
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