Been There, Done That... and That... and...
My first job was working in a juice factory, but I got canned . . . couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack...I couldn't hack it; they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mostly 'cause it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but you know, that was exhausting.
Wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it...
Then I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
And I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I really didn't have any patients.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired from there, because I wasn't up to it.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as an historian... until I realized there was just no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
SO, You got any ideas? I'm open for suggestions...maybe you have something that WORKS... because I don't |
