The Closet
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9
year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet
and
shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover
in the
closet, with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it."
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$175.00"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in
the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$375.00"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go
outside and toss baseball" The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$550.00"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that, that
is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again." |
