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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject5/8/2001 12:56:03 PM
From: Neeka   of 62576
 
It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning
> his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when
> a voice came over the clubhouse speaker -
>
> "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up
> to the men's tee!"
>
> Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious
> to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the
> man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee!
> Please!"
>
> Mike had had enough. He turned and shouted, "Would the
> announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play
> my second shot!"
>
> ~~
>
> A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane
> asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting,
> "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
>
> Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence,
> and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then
> everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen!
> Fourteen! Fourteen!"
>
> ~~
>
> A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened
> to see a fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be
> good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
>
> "Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal
> ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
>
> "That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm
> the father of THREE children.".
>
> The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think."
>
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