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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: elmatador who wrote (19106)5/11/2001 2:45:09 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of

boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He

pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and

takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie

appears and grants him three wishes.

"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"

POOF!

He gets his Pepsi and drinks it. Now that he can think more

clearly, he states his second wish.

"I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs

reside."

POOF!

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him

lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish:

"I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF!

He's back in his government office
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