Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from
>> Georgia, the other from Alabama, were conversing on the porch swing of a
>> large white pillared mansion.
>>
>> The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built
>> this
>> beautiful mansion for me."
>>
>> The lady from Alabama commented. "Well, isn't that nice??"
>>
>> The first woman continued, "When my second child
>> was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the
>> drive."
>>
>> Again, the belle from Alabama commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
>>
>> The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child
>> was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
>>
>> Yet again, the second of the ladies commented, Well, isn't that nice??"
>>
>> The first woman then asked her companion, "What
>> did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband
>> sent
>> me to charm school," declared the Alabama belle.
>>
>> "Charm school, the first woman cried, "Land sakes," child, what on Earth
>> for?""
>>
>> The Alabamian responded, "So that instead of saying
>> "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice?"
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