I got this via email from a friend that lives in NJ. M
Then God Made New Jersey...
> > > > >
> > > > >Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
> God was missing for six
> > days.
> > > > >
> > > > >Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,
> resting on the seventh
> > day.
> > > > >
> > > > >He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
> > > > >
> > > > >God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
> proudly pointed downwards
> > > > >through
> > > > >
> > > > >the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've
> made."
> > > > >
> > > > >Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
> "What is it?" "It's a
> > > planet,"
> > > > >replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
> going to call it Earth and
> > > it's
> > > > >going to be a great place of balance."
> > > > >
> > > > >"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> > > > >
> > > > >God explained, pointing to different parts of
> Earth, "For example,
> > > Northern
> > > > >Europe will be a place of great opportunity
> and wealth while Southern
> > > > >Europe
> > > > >
> > > > >is going to be poor; the Middle East over
> there will be a hot spot.
> > Over
> > > > >there I've placed a continent of white people
> and over there is a
> > > continent
> > > > >of black people," God continued, pointing to
> different countries.
> > > > >
> > > > >"This one will be extremely hot and arid
> while this one will be very
> > cold
> > > > >and
> > > > >covered in ice."
> > > > >
> > > > >The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then
> pointed to a large land
> > mass
> > > > >and
> > > > >
> > > > >said "What's that one?"
> > > > >
> > > > >"Ah," said God. "That's New Jersey, the most
> glorious place on Earth.
> > > > >There
> > > > >
> > > > >are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and
> mountains. The people from
> > New
> > > > >Jersey are going to be modest, intelligent
> and humorous and they're
> > going
> > > > >to
> > > > >
> > > > >be found traveling the world. They'll be
> extremely sociable,
> > hardworking
> > > > >and
> > > > >
> > > > >high-achieving, and they will be known
> throughout the world as
> > diplomats
> > > > >and
> > > > >
> > > > >carriers of peace."
> > > > >
> > > > >Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but
> then proclaimed, "What
> > about
> > > > >balance, God? You said there will be
> BALANCE!"
> > > > >
> > > > >God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the
> loudmouthed bastards I'm
> > > > >putting
> > > > >
> > > > >next to them in New York."
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > |
