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To: norm chin who wrote (19400)	6/5/2001 11:56:39 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) of 62569

I'm a lawyer-- go ahead, make my day - sue me. But first you need to have a cause of action. Seems to me that someone who calls me sick and pathetic shouldn't be threatening to sue anyone. Of course, I'm not sure a fruit/veggie has standing. Too bad that I find myself in a battle of wits with someone who's unarmed. OJ: At the mortuary the deceased woman's wife was quite upset when she discovered that they had dressed her husband in someone else's brown suit. She had brought a blue suit for the occassion. The proprietor profusely appologized and assured her that they would take get the right suit and put in on her husband's body. After she left, the proprietor shouted to his assistant, "Jim, switch the heads on caskets 3 and 4."

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