Gotta love those lawyers....
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman.
"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir,
Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charged
$1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and
handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon
the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained
that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no
discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the
money and the two went up to the room. An hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end
of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:
"No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man.
"Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you this $3,000 in cash! |
