Tom, Dick and Harry, three explorers, were captured by cannibals
in the jungles of Borneo. The cannibal chief said to them, "If you
pass the tribal test we will let you live. Go into the jungle and
gather 10 items of the same fruit."
So the three guys scampered into the woods, and Tom came back
first with 10 apples. The Chief explained the trial to him: "You must
shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you
will be eaten." The first apple was OK, but Tom winced in pain on the
second apple, and was promptly killed and went to heaven.
Dick came back with 10 berries, and the chief explained the trial
to him as well. Dick didn't think it should be too tough, and began.
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
but on the ninth berry he burst out laughing and was killed. Tom and
Dick meet in heaven, where Tom asked, "Dick, why did you laugh?
You almost got away with it!" With a smile Dick replied, "I
couldn't help it. I saw Harry coming with an armload of pineapples." |
