"Iam fresh out for the moment"
Hey, Ed, maybe I can fill in one for you (enjoy your day):
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I dated a girl, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, she cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition.
I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.
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I guess if we change girl and she to guy and he, also change the last
line, this apply to "Boyfriend" too! |
