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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Carolyn who wrote (19564)6/15/2001 7:37:20 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (2) of 62567
 
What Your Computer Is Trying To Tell You:

It says: "Press Any Key"
It means: "Press any key you like, but I'm not moving."

It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support, quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E."
It means: "...where you will be kept on hold for 30 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

It says: "Installing program to C:\..."
It means: "...and I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system, where you'll NEVER find them."

It says: "Please insert disk 11"
It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."

It says: "Cannot read from drive D:..."
It means: "...However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

It says: "Please Wait..."
It means: "...Indefinitely."

It says: "Directory does not exist..."
It means: "...any more. Whoops."

It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "...Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back. Kiss your afternoon goodbye..."
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