A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying
this is from the gentleman at a nearby table.
She looks at the man, then at the wine and decides to send a note. The note
read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her. It read: "Just
so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a
Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; But, not even for a woman beautiful as you,
would I cut three inches off, just send the wine back." |
