Being a Kosher Millionaire
For $500:
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A. Netanyahoo.
For $1,000:
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish
women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.
For $2,000:
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish
women?
A. Debbie Does Dishes.
For $4,000:
Q. What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish
Women?
A. The "Plaintiff."
For $8,000:
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A. "Your Mother pays retail."
For $16,000:
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become
human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.
For $32,000:
Q. What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft
and her
nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing, she does nothing at all.
For $64,000:
Q. Define "Genius".
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
For $125,000:
Q. What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A. Genghis Cohen.
For $250,000:
Q. Why did the Moyel retire?
A. He just couldn't cut it anymore.
For $500,000:
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah
be.
A. A fur coat.
For $1,000,000:
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother
and
an Italian Grandmother?
A. 10 lbs |
