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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who started this subject7/21/2001 1:24:16 AM
From: Mephisto  Read Replies (2) of 62548
 
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man (he got his
hand caught in a gate while working his cattle), a doctor and the old man
were talking about George Dubya being in the White House.

The old man said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a post turtle."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.

You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down.
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